I’m sitting up here just so I can look down at you. #StopStalkingYourEx #PutPhoneDown #EatChipotleInstead @annemarieavey

I’m sitting up here just so I can look down at you. #StopStalkingYourEx #PutPhoneDown #EatChipotleInstead @annemarieavey

Your keys aren’t in my fur. Check elsewhere. @annemarieavey

Your keys aren’t in my fur. Check elsewhere. @annemarieavey

Dammit Boots, if you don’t obey me you get the whip! #NowPayAttention @annemarieavey

Dammit Boots, if you don’t obey me you get the whip! #NowPayAttention @annemarieavey

You ready? #GoHawks

You ready? #GoHawks

The Brawd loves me I swear. #WCW @annemarieavey

Boots in Boots. #HappyLaborDay @annemarieavey

Boots in Boots. #HappyLaborDay @annemarieavey

It’s time to rethink those crocs. #LifeCoach  @annemarieavey

It’s time to rethink those crocs. #LifeCoach @annemarieavey

I haven’t farted yet, but you should probably leave the room. #AnySecondNow

I haven’t farted yet, but you should probably leave the room. #AnySecondNow

Just call me Dog Bones n Harmony. @annemarieavey

Just call me Dog Bones n Harmony. @annemarieavey

Yay, it’s Friday. Now leave me alone I’m watching Netflix. @annemarieavey

Yay, it’s Friday. Now leave me alone I’m watching Netflix. @annemarieavey