You beautiful delicious bastard. #BurritoMe @annemarieavey

You beautiful delicious bastard. #BurritoMe @annemarieavey

With just one frown a day, you too, can stop laughing at jokes that aren’t funny. #StopTheCoworkerSympathyLaugh  #DonateAFrown @annemarieavey

With just one frown a day, you too, can stop laughing at jokes that aren’t funny. #StopTheCoworkerSympathyLaugh #DonateAFrown @annemarieavey

If you have haters, just stare at them in the face like this. @annemarieavey

If you have haters, just stare at them in the face like this. @annemarieavey

That body doe. 😻 Happy Birthday, Colonel! And yes, I’m drinking scotch today. Xoxo, Slave Beast @annemarieavey

If you continue to eat Nutella straight from the jar, you WILL die alone. #LifeTips @annemarieavey

If you continue to eat Nutella straight from the jar, you WILL die alone. #LifeTips @annemarieavey

Trying to fit in sucks. #BeDifferent @annemarieavey

Trying to fit in sucks. #BeDifferent @annemarieavey

My face when you don’t return my text, but you just posted on Instagram. #BitchPlease @annemarieavey

My face when you don’t return my text, but you just posted on Instagram. #BitchPlease @annemarieavey

GET OFF MY LAWN. @annemarieavey

GET OFF MY LAWN. @annemarieavey

Call Monday. Tell him I’m not participating. @annemarieavey

Call Monday. Tell him I’m not participating. @annemarieavey

Haters gonna hate. #BrawdThoughts @annemarieavey

Haters gonna hate. #BrawdThoughts @annemarieavey